Who is Bobo? We’ll get to that eventually. Along with an explanation of why Bobo is really lucky that I drive a small car.
First, background for those who are just getting to know me. If you know all this stuff already, feel free to skip the next paragraph.
My mom went into the nursing home about two years ago. She lives about 50 miles away. This summer, my wife and I have been cleaning all the possessions out of her house, so we can sell it. It’s been a lot of work for both of us (and we have found a lot of crazy stuff; plenty of photos to come), but we are nearly done now.
Our plan this Wednesday was to take a pair of pole lamps and two typewriters home with us. The thing is, I drive a smallish car, a Mazda Protege, and they don’t have a lot of trunk space. We could only take the lamps home by folding down the rear seat. That was our plan.
But we also planned to visit my mom, and we guessed (correctly) that she would want to go out to supper with us: We normally drive to the Hardee’s in Iron Mountain, about eight miles away, because she loves their chicken sandwiches and strawberry shakes. She is 85 and doesn’t eat too much. So we have them cut in half, and I (and my wife) team up on the other half.
We couldn’t put the lamps in the car right away because when we take her out, my mom goes in the front seat, and my wife sits in the back. That doesn’t work if we have lamps in the trunk, poking into the back seat. Besides, her wheelchair also has to go into the trunk. It’s a lot of wrestling around, but we’re getting fairly adept at squeezing that thing into the trunk and closing the lid.
So, we agreed, we’ll leave the lamps in the house and return after supper to pick them up before driving home. No problem.